SO.... I sit here looking out my window at all of the rain coming down. Barely able to see the mountains rising in the distance covered by a shroud of thick clouds. I see the rain filling my front yard and the street beyond. Then it hits me, are morons like turkeys? Turkeys have to be kept under cover during heavy rains because they have been known to look up and drown. They are too stupid to close their mouths to keep the rain out. It is this thought that makes me wonder whether there are certain people standing outside right now. Are they looking up? I hope so, this town could definitely use a few less turkeys. If you care to know more about specific morons of this town stay tuned, I will be profiling our towns morons and there idiotic acts in the following weeks.
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