We should have a moron quota in this city. Ususally there is a village idiot. However, we seem to have an entire colony of idiots. This would be fine if they were contained to some sort of petting zoo but this is not the case. They are allowed to roam freely around our town and post all sorts of stupid shit. Perhaps we need a Moron Wrangler. They would have the job of going around town and putting any loose morons into rehab. The moron rehab center would be fully staffed with people who actually care about their fellow residents. Morons would be taught how to do constructive things for their community such as giving thanks to hard working city staff, finding a way to give children of this town more to do with their playtime and how to put things on the kiosk that will help and not hurt anyone.
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